Books

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Books are items in Minecraft. Since 1.3, players have the ability to create Books and Quills and Written Books, which allow the ability to type and save text onto portable items.

Books and Quills[edit]

Books and Quills temporarily store text and can be edited by anyone at anytime.

Location Page Text
Guudeland 1

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----TO DO LIST----

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TNT Arena:
-Redstone up th' floor
-Finish walls
-Light up walls better (or fence it in)

3

Skeletal Assault:
-prettyfy grinder

4

Sheryl The Destroyer:
- rebuild with non-piston ends

5

Shooting Range:
-Replace stone brick with red brick on one path

6

Leaf Spleef:
-Walls
-Move back from path
-Invent method for filling leaves with more automation

7

Sumo:
-Get Etho here!!!

8

Entrance:
-Marquee
-tidy up

9

Pathway:
-build it
-Rail?

10

Food Court:
-Add Watermelons
-Add 1.4 crops
-Farm animals? (underground??)
-walls (24x16x5 NEED CLAY!!! 400)

11

KotL 2.0:
-Figure out why spiders don't attack

12

Paintball:
-Backs to stands
-remove/study fires before 1.4

Mhykol's Christmas present from VintageBeef 1

Personal Identification

Name:
Date of Birth:
Birthplace:
Address:
Channel:

***Always keep this on
your person***

Written Books[edit]

Written Books are permanent text created from Books and Quills. The author is the last person to edit the book.

Video/Location Author Title Page Text
AnderZEL's sugar cane farm AnderZEL 1 1

1

BdoubleO100: "Episode 86 - The Appraisal"
VintageBeef's castle
BdoubleO100 Beef Castle 1

Mooshroom included
Hole in the roof
portipotty
full glass blocks
circle stone galour
random mossy blocks
luxurious stairways
netherbrick fish tank
iron bars everywhere
interdimesional room
mario tune
wall stain
amazing wheat farm

2

backs up to golf course
easy to get lost
double zombie spawners
slime farm

3

Total
3,500 Emeralds

BdoubleO100: "Episode 80 - Adlington Payback"
Adlington's Castle
BdoubleO100 You're Screwed 1

Hello Adlington!
This is a bomb. You would probably blow this place to kingdom come, if you attempt to dis-arm it. I would be glad to take it down for you in exchange for 32 diamonds. You will also need to come to the arena and let me kill you in the..

2

center circle 11 times.
Enjoy!

Millbee's house BdoubleO100 Your application 1

Dear Millbee,
Thank you for your application to The B-Team. You must understand that hostile takeovers are more important to us than teamwork and synergy....teamwork.....etc. We will be reviewing your application at some point in the near future.....

2

Dont contact us. we will contact you! We are more organized than mojang. We will not lose or forget about your application. You wont regret your decision to apply.
talk with ya soon. Nyeaa See!
-B-Team

MC Gamer's Underwater Palace mcgamer Welcome! 1

Hello.
Welcome to the Palace.
Everyone is welcome here, even Canadians (!).
Make yourself at home, have a slice of melon, and enjoy your stay in the Underwater Palace!
Leave this book for the next visitor please.
- MC

Shree's underwater base mcgamer Baj and Notch 1

It was a cold and dark and adjective night and I was in bed.
Baj was there, he looked me in the eye and killed me as I slept. Baj, why, you were my friend! D:
Baj, the dirty dead complete, he ran as far as the game would allow. That's right...

2

(Eat it Kurt) he ran all the way to the Far Lands in one night. He sat there, as his cursor blinked, his game ready to crash and he looked down at his hands, still red with MC Gamer's blood.
He giggled, he looked to the sun and there he saw the

3

warm welcoming arms of Notch, ready to welcome him to MinecraftHeaven where he would live forever. The end. ?
P.S. This isn't the end.
P.S.S. This humor isn't humor.
P.S.S.S.S.S.S>S.S.S.S.S.s>d,ms.lmASL:K!EL:P!:L!!!!!
Kappa

Royal Observatory mcgamer End of a Journey 1

Wolfie sat, as Kurt, wounded from his long travel, mystified as his owner was dying before his very eyes.
"Wolfie..." said Kurt, his eyes swimming with the tears of the past.
"WOOF!" said Wolfie, with nothing else to emote.
"Woof... indeed..." Kurt's eyes

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shut, and he breathed no more...
Then he respawned.
"TO THE FAR LANDS!" he exclaimed, he shut the door on his cabin, and the journey began... again.
THE.
END.

Guudeland Pakratt0013 Bread Mchn Instr 1

A. Grab the number of bones you want equal to the number of bread you want.
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Convert it all into bone meal.

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2. Put ALL BUT ONE into the right dispenser. Keep that single bone meal on your bar.
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Make sure that your inventory is clear of all other seeds and bone meal.

3

D. Stand in front of the fence gate (make sure it's closed) and aim at the seeded dirt. -
With your SINGLE bone meal, hold right click on that corner until all the bone meal empties from the dispenser.

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4. Using the crafting bench provided inside, convert all your new wheat into bread.

5

J. Eat like a vegetarian King!!!

VintageBeef's jungle village Zisteau Calling You Out 1

Declaration of War!
Your fiendish slander and cowardly acts have prompted this formal declaration of war, to be settled by Rite of ABBA Caving Combat Ritual.
Accept if you dare, you slithering yellow bellied cur!
-Zisteau

Halloween RainbowCrisp Introduction See Halloween#Introduction
Halloween RainbowCrisp Haunting Vol. 1 See Halloween#Haunting Vol. 1
Halloween RainbowCrisp Haunting Vol. 2 See Halloween#Haunting Vol. 2
Halloween RainbowCrisp Haunting Vol. 3 See Halloween#Haunting Vol. 3
Halloween RainbowCrisp Haunting Vol. 4 See Halloween#Haunting Vol. 4
Halloween RainbowCrisp Haunting Vol. 5 See Halloween#Haunting Vol. 5
Halloween RainbowCrisp Haunting Vol. 6 See Halloween#Haunting Vol. 6
Halloween sixelona Reference 1

Sorry but your prize is in another grave.

harumei: "Haru on the Mindcrack Fanserver E 19 P1"
Jason27's village
harumei For Jason 1

Chicken Soup

1. Add chicken to boiling water.
2. Roughly cube carrots and potatoes and mushrooms; add to the chicken broth.
3. Grind up dried wheat and mix in four eggs until batter is lumpy; drop spoonfuls into the soup.

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4. Cover with lid and simmer for two hours.

.. In all seriousness,
please feel better soon! <3

Avidya's Christmas present from Zisteau Zisteau Rug Kit 1

It'll tie the room
together, man

Mhykol's Christmas present from Zisteau Zisteau Being and Nothingness - Sartre 1

Who am I?

Nebris' Christmas present from VintageBeef VintageBeef An Alternative 1

Stop taking all the
glowstone

Avidya's Christmas present from VintageBeef VintageBeef Liquor Licence 1

Registrations and
Licenses

Business ID #: 77894
Location: Mindcrack
Expires: 12/25/2013

This document entitles
Avidya of AvidyaZen
corp. to sell alcoholic
beverages to all
residents of the
Mindcrack Server

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provided they are of
18 years of age or
older and have
removed their shoes

Signed:
VintageBeef


Small print:
I have no authority to
grant you this license.

VintageBeef's Christmas present from Pause PauseUnpause Dear Beef See PauseUnpause's Christmas Books#VintageBeef: Dear Beef
VintageBeef's Christmas prize from mcgamer mcgamer Coupon 1

===( EXCLUSIVE )===
++++++++++++++++++
A COUPON FOR YOU!
++++++++++++++++++
YOUR NEXT ORDER
AT THE *NEW* LAPIS
EXCHANGE IS 10% OFF
++++++++++++++++++

Coupon may not be
used in conjunction
with any other deal.
One coupon an order.

Guude's Christmas present from Pause PauseUnpause Dear Guude See PauseUnpause's Christmas Books#Guude: Dear Guude
Mhykol's Christmas present from Guude Guude Things to Remember 1

Mhykol

AnderZEL's Christmas present from Pyrao Pyro_0 Christmas Card 1

To Anderz
Happy Christmas
From Pyro!

Joke

What do you call a
train filled with
toffee?

A chew chew train.

AnderZEL's Christmas present from Pause PauseUnpause Dear Anderz See PauseUnpause's Christmas Books#AnderZEL: Dear Anderz
Mhykol's Christmas present from Pyrao Pyro_0 Happy Holidays 1

Whho's mhykol?



Just kidding.
Happy Christmas
buddy!
From Pyro :)

Mhykol's Christmas present from Pause PauseUnpause Dear...? See PauseUnpause's Christmas Books#Mhykol: Dear...?
Kurt's Christmas present from Pause PauseUnpause Dear Kurt See PauseUnpause's Christmas Books#kurtmac: Dear Kurt
Kurt's Christmas present from Pyrao Pyro_0 Happy Holidays 1

To Kurt
Happy Winter solstice!
From Pyro.



What do you call
someone obsessed with
the moon?


A lunatic...

Avidya's Christmas present from Pause PauseUnpause Dear Avidya See PauseUnpause's Christmas Books#Avidya: Dear Avidya
Baj's Christmas present from Pause PauseUnpause To Baj See PauseUnpause's Christmas Books#W92Baj: To Baj
thejims' Christmas present from Pause PauseUnpause Dear Jimothy See PauseUnpause's Christmas Books#thejims: Dear Jimothy
Zisteau's Christmas present from Pause PauseUnpause Dear Zisteau See PauseUnpause's Christmas Books#Zisteau: Dear Zisteau
Jsano's Christmas present from Pause PauseUnpause Dear Jsano See PauseUnpause's Christmas Books#jsano19: Dear Jsano
Etho's Christmas present from Pause PauseUnpause Dear Etho See PauseUnpause's Christmas Books#Etho: Dear Etho
Pyrao's Christmas present from Pause PauseUnpause Dear Pyrao See PauseUnpause's Christmas Books#Pyro_0: Dear Pyrao
Millbee's Christmas present from Pause PauseUnpause Dear Millbee See PauseUnpause's Christmas Books#Millbee: Dear Millbee
Shree's Christmas present from Pause PauseUnpause Dear Shree See PauseUnpause's Christmas Books#ShreeyamGFX: Dear Shree
Arkas' Christmas present from Pause PauseUnpause Dear Arkas See PauseUnpause's Christmas Books#Arkas: Dear Arkas
Doc's Christmas present from Pyrao Pyro_0 Xmas Card 1

To Doc
Happy Hols!
From Pyro!


What's green andl
creaps?




The Grinch.

Doc's Christmas present from Pause PauseUnpause Dear Doc...lol See PauseUnpause's Christmas Books#Docm77: Dear Doc...lol
BdoubleO's Christmas present from Pause PauseUnpause Dear Bdubs See PauseUnpause's Christmas Books#BdoubleO100: Dear Bdubs
BdoubleO's Christmas present from Pyrao Pyro_0 Christmas Card 1

Dearest BdoubleO100
Have a very happy
Christmas!
Sincerely, Pyro




What did the cow say
when the farmer milked
it? Moo.

paulsoaresjr's Christmas present from Pause PauseUnpause Dear Paul See PauseUnpause's Christmas Books#paulsoaresjr: Dear Paul
Generik's Christmas present from Pyrao Pyro_0 Christmas Greets 1

To Genny
Happy Hols (Hope you
are enjoying your
cruise albeit when you
read this it'll be over)
From Pyro!

paulsoaresjr's Christmas present from Pyrao Pyro_0 Happy Holidays 1

Paul,
Happy Holidays. You
have an awesome first
name.
Sincerely,
Pyro ;p

adlington's Christmas present from Pyrao Pyro_0 Christmas Card 1

To Adlington,
Happy Holidays
From Pyro!

^_^
o_o'
d:^)

mcgamer's Christmas present from Pyrao Pyro_0 Happy Holidays 1

To McGamer,

Happy Holidays

From Pyro


What do you call a pet
rock with 8 legs?
-Octorock!

Generikb's Christmas present from Pause PauseUnpause Dear Genny See PauseUnpause's Christmas Books#generikb: Dear Genny
Guude's Christmas present from Pyrao Pyro_0 Happy Holidays 1

To Guude,
Happy Holidays,
From Pyro!

So I heard Minecraft
Steve isn't very good
at thinking outside of
the box.

Notch's book from the MindCrack Marathon Notch Love and Grief 1

Sometimes it's hard to
tell the difference
between love and
grief, but I assure
you I grief out of
love.