PauseUnpause's Christmas Books

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On December 2012 in Season 3 of MindCrack, PauseUnpause gave Christmas presents to everyone who is active on the server, including a number of personalized messages written in books.[1]

AnderZEL: Dear Anderz[edit]

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Dear Anderz,

As you have been a very nice viking this year, you are welcome to have some of Santas finest Vodka. Don't drink this all at once. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.

-Santa Pause

Arkas: Dear Arkas[edit]

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Dear Arkas

Only badass good people get the Nether Brick Of Awesome!!!!

Merry Christmas and a Happy new year

- Santa Pause

Avidya: Dear Avidya[edit]

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Avidya,
As you have been a good boy on Santa Pauses list this year, you are treated with a beverage that I know you love. So sit back, and enjoy a lovely White Russian. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

- Santa Pause

BdoubleO100: Dear Bdubs[edit]

The book is located at BdoubleO's Arena storage room (location: 1477, 398).

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Dear Bdubs,
you're a stellar dude. And as you are not on Santa Pauses Naughty list you are rewarded, like your gangster friend, Genny, The Finest Blood Emerald Block ever made by the best slaves on the market. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

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- Santa Pause

Docm77: Dear Doc...lol[edit]

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Dear DocM,

As you have been a good boy this year, you are given your very own DocM Carrot On A Stick.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

- Santa Pause

Etho: Dear Etho[edit]

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Dear EthoSlab,

As you have decided to be a bad boy and decide to try and take away DocM and Pauses Nether Rail you are now on Santa Pauses Naughty List. Enjoy the Slab you jerk.

- Santa Pause

generikb: Dear Genny[edit]

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Dear Genny,

As you have been a little naughty on the server at times, you have proven to be a very good boy at others. And because of that, you are rewarded a Blood Emerald Block, made by the finest of slaves.
Merry Christmas and

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a Happy New Year.

- Santa Pause

Guude: Dear Guude[edit]

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Dear Guude,

You're a cool dude and I know that you have a thing for pause, and that makes you a very good boy in my books. As a reward you get your very own golden record. I hope you enjoy! Merry Christmas and a happy new year

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- Santa Pause

jsano19: Dear Jsano[edit]

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Dear Jsano,

You have been deemed a good boy this year, but I have no idea what you would like. So I made a personalized wishlist for you to write in and let me know what you would like next year. Merry christmas and a happy

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new year

- Santa Pause

kurtmac: Dear Kurt[edit]

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Dear Kurt,

You haven't been on long enough of the server, so I havent had time to determine if you have been naughty or nice this year. But as you are neither, I went out of my way to go grab you your floating block of ice to place wherever you

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want.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New year.

- Santa Pause

Mhykol: Dear...?[edit]

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Dear Mhykol...I think,

Here are some passport forms for you to fill out. As no one knows who you are, you may be able to be looked at as a Mindcrack citizen. Until then Santa Pause does not know what category to put you under.

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

- Santa Pause

Millbee: Dear Millbee[edit]

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Dear Millbee,
As you have been a very sexy and handsome good boy this year, I snuck in pauses bed while sleeping and made a mold of his erect penis. And as your gift, you get to have a dildo molded from his penis for you to take around and use at any

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given time. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

xoxoxo Santa Pause

paulsoaresjr: Dear Paul[edit]

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Dear Paul,

Sorry I havent had time to determine wether or not you have been a good boy this year. Regardless here is a piece of wood for you to practice punching. Merry Christmas and a happy new year
- Santa Pause

Pyro_0: Dear Pyrao[edit]

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Dear Pyrao,

Please for the love of god, use this item for good and don't go burning peoples houses down. Santa would hate to put you on the naughty list!

Merry Christmas and a happy new year!
-Santa Pause

ShreeyamGFX: Dear Shree[edit]

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Dear Shree,

I have yet to decided wether or not you have been good or bad this year. So in the mean time, can you fill out Pauses 2012 Tax Forms and then I will decide.
Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

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- Santa Pause

thejims: Dear Jimothy[edit]

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Dear Jimothy,

If you hate this gift, beef suggested that I give you it. What a lame-wad

Merry christmas and a happy new year

- Santa Pause

VintageBeef: Dear Beef[edit]

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Dearest Beef,

I know that this year has been a little challenging for you at times. Fortunately for you, you have been a very good boy this year and Santa Pause has decided to help you out. I hope that these will come in handy when the boys

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and girls on the server decided to make fun of you. When they do, just show them that you do indeed now have legs. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

- Santa Pause

W92Baj: To Baj[edit]

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year Baj.

Unfortunately for you, you have been a little shit this year and Santa Pause has decided to give you a lump of coal. Maybe next year you will behave a little bit better.

Zisteau: Dear Zisteau[edit]

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Dear Zedsteau


UNLEASH THE BEAST
MUHAHAHAHAH

-Santa Pause

References[edit]

  1. PauseUnpause (25 December 2012). "Minecraft Mindcrack - Episode 183 - A Very Merry Mindcrack Christmas". YouTube. <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmzFs3q9N_8>.