Noah was a villager in Season 3 found in the NPC village near Guude's mountain home. He was found by Guude in the Ark that Guude built within the vicinity of his base, trapped in dirt beside a sign that read "BREED HIM!". Guude gave him the name Noah in the following episode. He inhabited the cabin atop the Ark with a room furnished for him. Noah went missing one day but was discovered in the hull of the Ark. He, along with another testificate named Fred, was moved into a large village constructed by Guude, and left to populate the settlement. Noah and several other villagers were presumed to have been accidentally killed after a prank by AnderZEL in which the village was covered by an artificial hill whose underside was not completely well-lit. Guude created a unique outro in memory of Noah for episode 223. The artwork used in it was by 440Hertz. The wheat farm atop the Ark was replaced with a memorial to Noah.
- Owner: Guude
- Found: 11 January 2012
- Status: Deceased
- GuudeBoulderfist (11 January 2012). "Minecraft MindCrack - S3E260 - Justdefy's House". <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD8K3Xw-y1A>
- GuudeBoulderfist (12 January 2012). "Minecraft MindCrack - S3E261 - Bay of Pigs & HIMYM". YouTube. <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUfxCXzH21k&t=745>.
- GuudeBoulderfist (15 January 2012). "Minecraft MindCrack - S3E262 - Ark Done, well mostly". YouTube. <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0698IdB698&t=321>.
- GuudeBoulderfist (2 June 2012). "MindCrack - S3E311 - Noah". YouTube. <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dudbjf9tAAk&t=434>.
- GuudeBoulderfist (12 July 2012). "Minecraft MindCrack - S3E322 - Vikings". <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QG33IBfwDyY>
- 440Hertz (18 June 2012). "Noah, Fred and their son". Reddit. <http://www.reddit.com/r/mindcrack/comments/v8yzw/noah_fred_and_their_son/>.
- GuudeBoulderfist (12 July 2012). "MindCrack - S3E323 - Setting Sail". YouTube. <https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VVCiGm-M8oc>.